alphadavedirk: before i go to bed i will tell u all a story when i was in 9th grade i knocked a pencil off the top of my desk and for some reason i thought i had ninja like reflexes and i tried to grab it before it fell but at the same time this guy had been walking by and instead of having a handful of pencil and accomplishment i had a handful of teenage male ass and regret
officialdogblog: procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
Enjolras: Why did you even join my revolution?
shaggydoge: *spock voice* these chicken fingers are the bomb
Enjolras: Is it just a game, for rich young boys to play?
Marius: But you're richer than m-
Enjolras: THE COLOURS OF THE WORLD ARE CHANGING DAY BY DAAAAAAAAAAY
fybandofbrothers: andlatitude: Being an HBO War fan means whenever you’re watching anything ever, at some point you’re going to be like “I know that guy”. fact
stumblingphrases: you were really cute until that offensive joke spewed out of your mouth: a guide to how to not be my future lover by me.
niggawitdreadz: niggawitdreadz: niggawitdreadz: i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father. from give me ya money lil nigga to son just talk to me, i’m here to listen Almost 49k and my roommate and I are basking in my tumblr fame
I’m excited for may 29! i’m gonna see a free screening of Graceland in LA!
tyler-hoe-kley: sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it
Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell
Spock: don't do the thing
Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING