side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about

leonardsmccoy:

she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor

alphadavedirk:

before i go to bed i will tell u all a story

when i was in 9th grade i knocked a pencil off the top of my desk and for some reason i thought i had ninja like reflexes and i tried to grab it before it fell but at the same time this guy had been walking by and instead of having a handful of pencil and accomplishment i had a handful of teenage male ass and regret

caderyn:

Enjolras’ constant look of frustration at the state of French society.

caderyn:

Enjolras’ constant look of frustration at the state of French society.

officialdogblog:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due